Junwani chowk pe abhi just momos wale bhaiya ke paas 4th year seniors aur 2nd year juniors ke bich race lag gayi ki pehla plate kiska hai. Bhaiya ne dono ko ek-ek extra chutney deke mamla shant karaya 😂🥟🌶️

Evening 6:45 bus stop pe jo blue oversized denim jacket aur white sneakers me headphones laga ke khadi thi... jab tumne smile karke side hone ko bola, mera poora semester ka stress gayab ho gaya ❤️🎧

CSVTU ne exam schedule release kiya hai ya suspense thriller movie ka plot twist? 3 din me 4 exam aur beech me Sunday ko bol rahe hain viva schedule ho sakta hai. Hamare dimaag ka RAM crash ho chuka hai bhai 😭📋💀

Kutelabhata campus me sham ko hostel mess ka menu dekha toh likha tha 'Special Paneer Butter Masala'. Khane gaye toh paneer ke sirf 2 cube mile baki sab gravy aur shimla mirch. Pura wing revolt karne ke mood me hai 😂🍛🪧

Kurud road railway crossing 40 minute tak band thi sham ko. Rungta aur Shankara ke auto aamne-saamne phanse the, sab auto ki khidki se ek doosre ko aise ghoor rahe the jaise Border movie ka scene chal raha ho 💀🚦🛺

Sham 5:30 ko Civic Centre softy corner pe bunk maar ke baithe the 4 dost. Achanak saamne se HOD sir apni family ke sath shopping bag leke nikal rahe the. Hum charo softy chhod ke fountain ke piche jump maar diye 😭🍦🏃‍♂️

Padmanabhpur chowk wali coffee shop pe sham 5 baje... tum laptop pe notes bana rahi thi aur messy bun bandha hua tha. Wo specs adjust karne ka style was so effortless and stunning ❤️☕👓

Gate 2 pe guard bhaiya ne helmet checking lagayi thi, 12 bike wale road pe hi sharp drift maar ke service lane se u-turn leke bhaag gaye. Fast & Furious Bhilai Edition live on campus 😂🏍️💨

Placement drive ke technical interview me interviewer ne pucha 'Why should we hire you?'. Mere muh se nikal gaya 'Sir hostel mess ka khana nahi khana aur'. Interviewer 5 minute tak hasta raha, ab selection ka intezar hai 😭💼🤝

Durg-Raipur local train me window seat pe baith ke thermodynamics assignment complete kar raha tha, hawa aayi aur 3 pages platform pe udd gaye. Pura Unit 3 Raipur junction pe reh gaya bhai 💀🚆📄

Codeforces pe Specialist ban gaya par maths viva me professor ne determinant ka basic property pucha toh dimaag 404 Not Found ho gaya. Rating 1450 hai par internal me 10/30 aane ka darr hai 😭💻🔢

Mechanical workshop viva me external ne pucha 'Lathe machine ka feed mechanism explain karo'. Bande ne full confidence se bola 'Sir raw material goes in, finished product comes out by god grace'. External ne chashma utar ke sir pakad liya 😂⚙️🙏

Durg station auto mafia: Padmanabhpur se station aane ke liye ₹140 mang rahe the. Maine bola 'Bhaiya student discount do na', bole 'Discount lena hai toh train ke engine ke sath daudo'. Bhilai Durg ke auto wale alag hi league me hain 😂🛺💸

R2 canteen staircase pe afternoon 2:45... maroon kurti aur black bindi wali girl from 2nd year CSE, tumhara wo coffee cup hold karne ka grace is etched in my mind. Secretly wishing we share an elective next sem ❤️☕✨

4th period attendance me roll number 56 aur 57 dono absent the. Ek hi ladke ne gala badal ke do aawaz me proxy di. Sir ne bola 'Beta mimicry artist banna hai ya engineer? Chalo HOD cabin' 😭📢🎙️